The "That Hot Babe" Post

Wooosh. I opened the friendster window. I tried to enter the words "claire mong". My fingers refused. I tried again. My hand slapped me on my face. I tried using my toes, it worked. I clicked enter. The 2 eggs, 3 kaya toasts, 5 cutlets, 3 fishballs, 1 large intestine, 1 small intestine try to run out of my stomach. Now i know why my hands slapped me - unbelievably hot man. WOO!

The try to Mock the Yuxian Post

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Caution: Only use gay colours otherwise machine will whine. This machine cannot run on vegetables, it eats meat. Maintain safety distance when using device.

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YUXIAN DON'T GET ANGRY!!! FOR FUN ONLY!!! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! =)

The mock the JiaHao post.

Canon Presents.
The Revolutionary Canon Pixma; the world's first, manual photocopier:
The Canon Pixma JiaHao 400.
Get yours today- Electricity no required, he lives on cheese.


LOL!!! LOL!!! JiaHao! If u ever read this, this really is just a joke. HAHAHAHAHAHA.... =)

Another Annoyant

My lovely friends have criticised about my ^*&)*(@#&)$*@&#$*&!_# first post. Well, maybe i shall add a second to annoy them as well. After all, blogging is a way to, well, run away from boredom.... Temporarily i suppose.

That's right... I finally start blogging...

Hmmm..... Nothing to see here, so move along. NO! WAIT... COME BACK. ( i know this is corny). Hmmmm.... I guess i'll have to wait till something pops in my head before i post something more engaging. That will probably come next year.... i suppose...... i think.....